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It is 1:00AM at the time I am writing this, and I feel like complaining.1. Fridges and frying pans. I am sick of these horrid devices and I wish they would just leave me alone and stop getting in my way and popping up everywhere; almost as if they are pornographic advertisements proclaiming the existence of my true love somewhere in this realm. Which for me, would be oxymoronic. I mean seriously, if I wanted to cook pancakes or store my various bottles of fruitily juices and mind-createred fermented dairy slime, I would just use the microwave like a normal person. Or an oven. They don't annoy me. They're actually quite nice. I like ovens. Microwaves are related to ovens; I believe they are a distant cousin or something remotely similar. All I know is if they tried to get married, they would not legally be able to, due to their apparent relatedness.
2. Homeopathic medication. This is completely useless. I have a bottle of homeopathic melatonin, and on the label it says that I am to take one. I lost count of how many I took, as I was stuffing them in my mouth as though they were some sort of sugary treat (an icky, gritty, tasteless treat). I didn't even get the placebo effect.
posted by Alex @ 7:26 AM
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